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[Hey there, Vatheon! Time for a homely little broadcast of a cozy looking ...  stable? Since when did Vatheon have horses? Must be new. The screen pans slowly, revealing a vast open field, bordered by a rickety white fence. Sora's voice speaks off screen:]

Hey guys- check out what showed up at Nostalgia Nook!

[And then woa! Fluffy yellow feathers invade the screen. The SFC shakes as the person holding it begins to laugh. Sora swivels the SFC on himself. His hood is caught in the beak of a rather large bird. Behind him are several more, nearly twice Sora's height and scattered throughout the field.]

They're called Chocobos. Some are pretty friendly. The guy at the stable? He says I can have one if I take good care of it! [Another Chocobo head bobs into the screen, nibbling at the end of a spike of Sora's hair. He doesn't seem to mind.] You can even ride them, but you gotta train em' first.

Oh. And when you sing, sometimes they'll dance. Watch!

[The screen swivels around, squaring on an unassuming Chocobo several yards ahead. Sora clears his throat, and begins to whistle a tune. The bird in question quirks its head at the SFC and surprise, surprise, it actually begins to dance! It bobs, sways, rolls its head, warking rather excitedly, drawing attention of other ones nearby who more or less begin to do the same.]

[Just when things start getting interesting, that's when it all stops: there's a loud, irritated wark right behind the SFC. Sora has halted his musical performance and the screen has wandered away from the dancing chocobo as if Sora has become distracted offscreen. Could be trouble...]


Uhh.... hey there... You want some greens, is that it?

I'm sure I've got some around here. Hang on a sec....H-hey!

Wait, what're you - Oh no!!

[The screen finally jerks around, catching a flash Sora being tugged backwards, his hood caught in the beak of a rather irate looking bird. The broadcast stops.]

[VIDEO]

Date: 2011-01-24 01:32 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] bethehugejerk
No, no, that's not the reason. The sopor slime makes that manageable anyway. I just really hate giving anything a chance to sneak up on me, and the best way to avoid that is not sleeping.

That half is still working, so I'm not too twisted up about it. Not that I'm eager for anymore bullshit like that.

[VIDEO]

Date: 2011-01-24 01:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lockandkeyblade.livejournal.com
Yeah, I'm not real excited about something like that happening again either.

[Well he wasn't expecting that.] Is being snuck up on [The Chocobo warks loudly.] really that bad?

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Date: 2011-01-24 01:54 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] bethehugejerk
It pisses me off. If I can be more aware when it happens, it means I can deal with it better.

[And it means less chance his blood will spill, but like hell he's saying that aloud.]

Would you shut your stupid bird up, too?

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Date: 2011-01-24 02:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lockandkeyblade.livejournal.com
He's not my bird. He just... won't stop trying to get at my jacket.

What about having someone keep a lookout. They could watch out for you while you get some shut eye.

[VIDEO]

Date: 2011-01-24 02:32 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] bethehugejerk
The point is it's still annoying.

But no. I am not doing that. That's stupid and lame and again, I am fine without sleep.

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Date: 2011-01-24 10:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lockandkeyblade.livejournal.com
Aw, come on, admit it. Chocobos are pretty cool. ... Most of the time anyway. [To the bird in question:] Hey stop that-

Anyway, Ever think you're being just a little paranoid? It's not like everyone's out to get you.

[VIDEO]

Date: 2011-01-24 10:08 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] bethehugejerk
No, they are not fucking cool. They're stupid huge featherbeasts that make too much noise.

I'm not being fucking paranoid, either, jackass. I never even said everyone's out to get me, but I don't want to be caught off guard if something does come. Plus I have reason enough not to want to actually sleep at this point, so fuck off.

But if you really want some "valid" danger, one of my fellow trolls her is a backstabbing psychopath who, from what I've heard, actually killed this other guy I know in the future where I come from.

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Date: 2011-01-24 10:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lockandkeyblade.livejournal.com
[That sobers up Sora real fast.]

They killed somebody? Are you serious?

[Y-yeah, that's about as valid as it gets. Oh man.]

Why would they do that!?

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Date: 2011-01-24 10:48 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] bethehugejerk
Weren't you listening? She's a backstabbing psychopath. What more reason do you need?

[VIDEO]

Date: 2011-01-24 11:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lockandkeyblade.livejournal.com
That's not a good reason at all! You can't just going around killing people..

[Unfortunately (or fortunately for Sora), his brand of psychopaths are several steps below Karkat's. Sora's never even seen anyone die. Never seen anyone killed. Not really.]

Who is she?

[Better to find out now and warn Riku and Kairi to stay far, far away.]

[VIDEO]

Date: 2011-01-25 10:37 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] bethehugejerk
She killed them to feed her lusus at first, but it didn't exactly stop her from being a huge bitch in everything else she did, either. Her name's Vriska Serket, but she might also go by her completely stupid Flarp name, Marquise Spinneret Mindfang. She types in this sort of medium blue color, darker than teal - teal is Terezi - with normal capitalization and lots of eights strewn through it. Pretty hard to miss.

[VIDEO]

Date: 2011-01-25 10:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lockandkeyblade.livejournal.com
Wait a minute, I think I've seen her posts on the SFC. Black hair, glasses, funny left eye?

[VIDEO]

Date: 2011-01-25 10:41 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] bethehugejerk
That's the one. Keep away from her if you have anything even close to common sense in your think pan.

[VIDEO]

Date: 2011-01-25 10:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lockandkeyblade.livejournal.com
Don't gotta tell me twice. I'll be warning all my friends too.

You know, I just realized that I've been talking to you all this time and I don't even know your name. What do I call you, exactly?

[VIDEO]

Date: 2011-01-25 10:46 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] bethehugejerk
Good.

[He blinks once or twice.] Huh. Guess I'm too used to Trollian and chat handles and shit. I'm Karkat Vantas.

[VIDEO]

Date: 2011-01-25 11:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lockandkeyblade.livejournal.com
[Chat handles. He's... talking about the internet probably. The kids on Destiny Islands hardly use it. It's all about running around like hooligans outside in the sun.]

You know for some people, that's a sign you oughta go outside more often.

I'm Sora.

[VIDEO]

Date: 2011-01-25 11:08 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] bethehugejerk
I spent about a month running around killing imps and shit with hardly any sleep. It's hardly my fault chat programs were the easiest way to keep in touch with people across fucking planets. And even before that, Alternia was more dangerous than Earth ever was.

[VIDEO]

Date: 2011-01-25 11:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lockandkeyblade.livejournal.com
Well then a little more time outside won't hurt, right? Why not come out and see the Chocobos? You don't even have to fight them.

[VIDEO]

Date: 2011-01-25 11:16 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] bethehugejerk
No, I am not coming to see those stupid noisy birds.

[VIDEO]

Date: 2011-01-25 11:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lockandkeyblade.livejournal.com
Aw come on, Karkat. Look at this guy. He wants to meet you.

[He swivels the camera around to show the Chocobo. It just gives Karkat a confused head tilt and a curious wark.]

[VIDEO]

Date: 2011-01-25 11:24 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] bethehugejerk
[Karkat flips off the Chocobo.]

No. And that's fucking final.

[VIDEO] LMFAO

Date: 2011-01-26 02:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lockandkeyblade.livejournal.com
[Sora's trying not to laugh, he really is.]

You sure you won't change your mind?

[VIDEO]

Date: 2011-01-26 02:45 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] bethehugejerk
I'm entirely sure. What part of final don't you get?

[VIDEO]

Date: 2011-01-26 02:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lockandkeyblade.livejournal.com
Okaayy. Anyway, don't worry. I won't tell anyone.

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Date: 2011-01-26 03:04 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] bethehugejerk
Won't tell anyone what?

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