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[Hey there, Vatheon! Time for a homely little broadcast of a cozy looking ...  stable? Since when did Vatheon have horses? Must be new. The screen pans slowly, revealing a vast open field, bordered by a rickety white fence. Sora's voice speaks off screen:]

Hey guys- check out what showed up at Nostalgia Nook!

[And then woa! Fluffy yellow feathers invade the screen. The SFC shakes as the person holding it begins to laugh. Sora swivels the SFC on himself. His hood is caught in the beak of a rather large bird. Behind him are several more, nearly twice Sora's height and scattered throughout the field.]

They're called Chocobos. Some are pretty friendly. The guy at the stable? He says I can have one if I take good care of it! [Another Chocobo head bobs into the screen, nibbling at the end of a spike of Sora's hair. He doesn't seem to mind.] You can even ride them, but you gotta train em' first.

Oh. And when you sing, sometimes they'll dance. Watch!

[The screen swivels around, squaring on an unassuming Chocobo several yards ahead. Sora clears his throat, and begins to whistle a tune. The bird in question quirks its head at the SFC and surprise, surprise, it actually begins to dance! It bobs, sways, rolls its head, warking rather excitedly, drawing attention of other ones nearby who more or less begin to do the same.]

[Just when things start getting interesting, that's when it all stops: there's a loud, irritated wark right behind the SFC. Sora has halted his musical performance and the screen has wandered away from the dancing chocobo as if Sora has become distracted offscreen. Could be trouble...]


Uhh.... hey there... You want some greens, is that it?

I'm sure I've got some around here. Hang on a sec....H-hey!

Wait, what're you - Oh no!!

[The screen finally jerks around, catching a flash Sora being tugged backwards, his hood caught in the beak of a rather irate looking bird. The broadcast stops.]

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Date: 2011-01-30 03:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lockandkeyblade.livejournal.com
[Great. Now he'll never get this guy to do anything.]

[More importantly though:]
Still got all your fingers?

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Date: 2011-01-30 03:43 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] bethehugejerk
Yes, I have my fingers.

[He still won't show Sora his hand, though.]

What did you even want me to come here for, anyway?

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Date: 2011-01-30 08:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lockandkeyblade.livejournal.com
You sure you're not hurt? [Oh yeah. He sees that. He's going to lean sideways a juuuust a smidgen to try and get a better look from where he stands.]

I dunno, it just seemed like a fun idea at the time.

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Date: 2011-01-30 08:13 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] bethehugejerk
BACK THE FUCK OFF!

[He's backing up himself, against the fence, pressing his hand against his chest more while simultaneously trying to cover it better.]

It was a stupid fucking idea anyway, jackass. You're a moron. A complete fucking idiot.

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Date: 2011-01-30 08:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lockandkeyblade.livejournal.com
Hey! Now you're just being rude. [Ruder than usual anyway, what with all the name calling again. He's got no idea why Karkat's so freaked out all of a sudden. First he's complaining about getting hurt and now he won't even let Sora help? What's with this guy?]

Come on, let me see it. Don't be such a baby! I can heal.

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Date: 2011-01-30 08:50 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] bethehugejerk
[Jamming his hand under the hem of his shirt, other hand still over it in case there is a scratch - wouldn't want any blood seeping through.]

Deal with it, nooklicker. You can't see. I don't need you to fucking heal shit; I've walked off three stab wounds just fine before. I am not and have never been the pink wriggling monkey you call an earth human baby, either, so fuck off.

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Date: 2011-01-30 10:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lockandkeyblade.livejournal.com
[He doesn't even know what a nooklicker is, but it sounds like something his mother would smack him for saying.]

You know, I've just about had it with your bad attitude!

So what if some bird gave you a little nip? Big deal! If you can walk off with three stab wounds, then that little thing should be nothing to get all upset over.

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Date: 2011-01-30 11:04 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] bethehugejerk
[Definitely.]

Well too fucking bad because guess who doesn't give a shit?

And it's not like "oh no I'm in so much pain, woe is me" bullshit; it doesn't even fucking hurt. I'm sturdier than you squishy pink monkeys anyway. It's just none of your fucking business if I got scratched or not, so fuck the hell off.

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Date: 2011-01-31 12:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lockandkeyblade.livejournal.com
[Still not getting why it's such a big deal. In fact, Sora's starting to just think he's just paranoid. Now Sora's feeling a little testy too.]

Oh yeah? You know what? I'm calling your bluff! If it's not that bad, how come you're still hiding it, huh?
Edited Date: 2011-01-31 12:12 am (UTC)

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Date: 2011-01-31 12:14 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] bethehugejerk
What part of this being none of your fucking business don't you get?! I'm not fucking bluffing; I just don't want to show you whether I'm bleeding!

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Date: 2011-01-31 01:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lockandkeyblade.livejournal.com
[A pause.]

[That's not... that's not what he expected. It kind of also diffuses Sora's anger.]


... Whether you're... bleeding?

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Date: 2011-01-31 01:07 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] bethehugejerk
You heard me, fuckstick. Now back off.

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Date: 2011-01-31 01:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lockandkeyblade.livejournal.com
[He's still off kilter from that little revelation. He thought it'd be something a lot more serious with how he's acting.]

What're you, scared of blood or something?

Everybody bleeds, Karkat. It's not like it matters whether I see or not.

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Date: 2011-01-31 01:23 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] bethehugejerk
I'm not scared of blood, asshole! I spent the better part of a month on a planet covered in the stuff! But it is too a big deal since I just don't like showing other people, alright? Would you quit your fucking prying?

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Date: 2011-01-31 01:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lockandkeyblade.livejournal.com
[First: Blood planet? Gross.]

[Second:]
Okay, okay, geeze. If I knew you were gonna get all crazy about it I would've just...

If I turn my back and heal it, would you settle down already?

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Date: 2011-01-31 01:43 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] bethehugejerk
Will it leave any scabs or marks or anything?

[Gotta cover all the bases, yo.]

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Date: 2011-01-31 02:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lockandkeyblade.livejournal.com
Not really. It never left any on me, anyway.

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Date: 2011-01-31 02:05 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] bethehugejerk
Good. Then do that. Turn your back, heal me, whatever, and then we can get this whole ordeal over with.

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Date: 2011-01-31 02:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lockandkeyblade.livejournal.com
[Sora just exhales loudly and does so. He summons his keyblade and casts curative magic on Karkat. Sparks of magic and petals of light rain down around him and mend whatever injuries he may have sustained. And then the magic fades.]

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Date: 2011-01-31 02:42 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] bethehugejerk
[Karkat peers curious over at the keyblade, not familiar with weapons of that sort, but he doesn't complain. Making sure Sora's back is still turned, he steals a glanced at his hand after--and it's fine now, if it was even scratched in the first place.]

[Grudingly]
... Thanks, I guess.

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Date: 2011-01-31 04:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lockandkeyblade.livejournal.com
Don't mention it.

[He turns back to Karkat when it seems like he's not about to start cursing again. And then scratches his cheek as he peers over at the hand.]

What're you gonna do now?

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Date: 2011-01-31 04:47 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] bethehugejerk
I'm leaving. This whole thing was pointless and stupid.

[And just like that, he turns to climb on up over the fence and hop down on the other side. Not that Sora can't call out to him or the like.]

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Date: 2011-01-31 04:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lockandkeyblade.livejournal.com
Hey wait! [Sora strides after him.] That's it? You're leaving already?

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Date: 2011-01-31 04:54 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] bethehugejerk
[Turning around to glare.]

What do you want from me? I fed the damn Chocobo, nearly had my fingers bit off, and embarrassed myself massively. Do you want me to do a stupid dance or some shit too or can we finally end the idiot fest?

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Date: 2011-01-31 05:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lockandkeyblade.livejournal.com
I dunno... Just seems like a waste to come all the way out here without doing it right.

[He scratches his head. He reaches inside his pack, pulling out another batch of greens.]

Come on. How about we give it one more shot. With a good Chocobo. I'll even do it too this time.

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