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[Hey there, Vatheon! Time for a homely little broadcast of a cozy looking ...  stable? Since when did Vatheon have horses? Must be new. The screen pans slowly, revealing a vast open field, bordered by a rickety white fence. Sora's voice speaks off screen:]

Hey guys- check out what showed up at Nostalgia Nook!

[And then woa! Fluffy yellow feathers invade the screen. The SFC shakes as the person holding it begins to laugh. Sora swivels the SFC on himself. His hood is caught in the beak of a rather large bird. Behind him are several more, nearly twice Sora's height and scattered throughout the field.]

They're called Chocobos. Some are pretty friendly. The guy at the stable? He says I can have one if I take good care of it! [Another Chocobo head bobs into the screen, nibbling at the end of a spike of Sora's hair. He doesn't seem to mind.] You can even ride them, but you gotta train em' first.

Oh. And when you sing, sometimes they'll dance. Watch!

[The screen swivels around, squaring on an unassuming Chocobo several yards ahead. Sora clears his throat, and begins to whistle a tune. The bird in question quirks its head at the SFC and surprise, surprise, it actually begins to dance! It bobs, sways, rolls its head, warking rather excitedly, drawing attention of other ones nearby who more or less begin to do the same.]

[Just when things start getting interesting, that's when it all stops: there's a loud, irritated wark right behind the SFC. Sora has halted his musical performance and the screen has wandered away from the dancing chocobo as if Sora has become distracted offscreen. Could be trouble...]


Uhh.... hey there... You want some greens, is that it?

I'm sure I've got some around here. Hang on a sec....H-hey!

Wait, what're you - Oh no!!

[The screen finally jerks around, catching a flash Sora being tugged backwards, his hood caught in the beak of a rather irate looking bird. The broadcast stops.]

[VIDEO]

Date: 2011-01-25 11:08 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] bethehugejerk
I spent about a month running around killing imps and shit with hardly any sleep. It's hardly my fault chat programs were the easiest way to keep in touch with people across fucking planets. And even before that, Alternia was more dangerous than Earth ever was.

[VIDEO]

Date: 2011-01-25 11:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lockandkeyblade.livejournal.com
Well then a little more time outside won't hurt, right? Why not come out and see the Chocobos? You don't even have to fight them.

[VIDEO]

Date: 2011-01-25 11:16 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] bethehugejerk
No, I am not coming to see those stupid noisy birds.

[VIDEO]

Date: 2011-01-25 11:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lockandkeyblade.livejournal.com
Aw come on, Karkat. Look at this guy. He wants to meet you.

[He swivels the camera around to show the Chocobo. It just gives Karkat a confused head tilt and a curious wark.]

[VIDEO]

Date: 2011-01-25 11:24 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] bethehugejerk
[Karkat flips off the Chocobo.]

No. And that's fucking final.

[VIDEO] LMFAO

Date: 2011-01-26 02:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lockandkeyblade.livejournal.com
[Sora's trying not to laugh, he really is.]

You sure you won't change your mind?

[VIDEO]

Date: 2011-01-26 02:45 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] bethehugejerk
I'm entirely sure. What part of final don't you get?

[VIDEO]

Date: 2011-01-26 02:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lockandkeyblade.livejournal.com
Okaayy. Anyway, don't worry. I won't tell anyone.

[VIDEO]

Date: 2011-01-26 03:04 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] bethehugejerk
Won't tell anyone what?

[VIDEO]

Date: 2011-01-26 03:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lockandkeyblade.livejournal.com
That you're scared of Chocobos. I mean, there's nothing wrong with that. They are kinda big...

[VIDEO]

Date: 2011-01-26 03:10 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] bethehugejerk
I am going to come over there and punch your stupid ass face, you little shitstain! Afraid of a fucking bird? I've fought shit twice their size and bigger. I helped talked out something part fucking horrorterror.

Where the fuck is Nookbrain Alley or whatever the hell it's called?

[VIDEO]

Date: 2011-01-26 04:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lockandkeyblade.livejournal.com
[Sora just barely manages to stifle his laughter at the sudden burst of enraged chatter from the SFC. He's caught between being amused and shocked. Guy's got a real filthy mouth.]

Okay, okay. I get the picture!

Nostalgia Nook. In the lower District. Behind the shop that sells Chocobo stuff, there's a path that goes down to the Ranch. I'm down there by the stable.

[Although he kind of hopes Karkat isn't serious about punching his face in...]

[VIDEO -> ACTION]

Date: 2011-01-26 05:02 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] bethehugejerk
[Karkat just glares harder for that, but he listens to the directions all the same.]

Fine. I'll be there.

[The SFC clicks off, and after some while Karkat would appear in person at the stables, cursing and eying all these birds disdainfully. It doesn't help that they're taller than him, and he's no bastion of height to begin with.]

Sora? Where the fuck are you? Get your ass over here!

[ACTION]

Date: 2011-01-26 06:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lockandkeyblade.livejournal.com
[Just over to your right.] Hey Karkat.

[There's a wark in that same direction, one Karkat just may recognize from the SFC. Sora's standing with the Chocobo, just inside the corral fence. He jerks his thumb at the Chocobo beside him. He'd probably have gone to meet the troll himself, but the bird had other plans. Sora's caught by the hood again.]

Look familiar?
Edited Date: 2011-01-26 06:17 am (UTC)

[ACTION]

Date: 2011-01-26 05:38 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] bethehugejerk
[It's kind of hard to punch the guy through the fence, so Karkat settles for glaring at him, lower eyelid twitching with irritation. And with the Chocobo, the whole situation just looks so stupid.]

Fuck you for making me come out here. Now do I have to climb over this damn fence or are you satisfied yet that I'm not afraid of a fucking featherbeast?

[ACTION]

Date: 2011-01-26 11:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lockandkeyblade.livejournal.com
[What a landmark day. Sora's heard more cursing today than he's heard in 15 years. It's almost a little painful to hear. Thanks Disney.]

A little sun's good for you!

Anyway, I believe you.

But you'll wanna climb over the fence anyway.

[ACTION] English grammar, how does it work?

Date: 2011-01-26 11:36 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] bethehugejerk
No it's not. My species is nocturnal, fuckass, and the Alternian sun is dangerous for most.

[Poor Sora. Karkat has a mouth like a drunk troll sailor, and to think he's still not as bad as Gamzee.]

[Still, without much difficulty, the troll climbs up and over the fence, then hops down. He turns to face Sora... His mouth twitches, hand curling into a fist as his side... but he holds back from punching him just yet.]


So what the fuck do you want now? I'm not petting the damn things or riding one like a mechanical hoofbeast, if that's what you expect.

[ACTION]

Date: 2011-01-28 04:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lockandkeyblade.livejournal.com
It's Sora, Karkat. And here.

[Nope. No petting or riding. That'd likely end in disaster. instead, Sora holds out a strange looking plant in Karkat's direction, one which immediately catches the bird's attention.]

[ACTION]

Date: 2011-01-28 04:47 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] bethehugejerk
I already know your name, dumbass. [He's just rude. Constantly.]

[But what's this plant? He eyes it and Sora, then the Chocobo watching it. He's skeptical, but when it looks like the bird isn't going to bite off Sora's hand or the like, he finally takes it himself.]

What do I do with it?

Re: [ACTION]

Date: 2011-01-28 05:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lockandkeyblade.livejournal.com
[A sigh. Sora figured as much. Still, he presses on.]

Gysahl greens. Chocobos love that stuff.

[The bird shifts behind Sora. It warks. Anticipating.]

Go on. Try feeding it.

[ACTION]

Date: 2011-01-28 05:55 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] bethehugejerk
"Gysahl greens"? Weird ass name.

[Still, Karkat... actually gives it a try for once. So much for coming here just to punch Sora, and it actually appears that goal's been forgotten and abandoned. So, turning warily to the Chocobo, he holds up the plant.]

[ACTION]

Date: 2011-01-28 08:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lockandkeyblade.livejournal.com
[The Chocobo takes no heed of his wariness. It strides right up to him and dips its head down, ripping off about half of the Gysahl green, leaving just enough in Karkat's hand to warrant a second attempt if he wanted.]

See? That wasn't so bad.

And would it seriously kill you to call me by my actual name?
Edited Date: 2011-01-28 08:27 am (UTC)

[ACTION]

Date: 2011-01-28 07:34 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] bethehugejerk
[He still has his fingers. That's good! So he goes ahead and holds up the other half, even as he glares back over his shoulder.]

Sora. Sora, Sora, Sora. Now shut up.

[ACTION] 1/2

Date: 2011-01-29 06:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lockandkeyblade.livejournal.com
Gee thanks.

[Knowing this guy's going to be interesting, that's for sure. Still cranky about everything, but it's an improvement over the cursing. Take what you can get, right?]

Re: [ACTION]

Date: 2011-01-29 06:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lockandkeyblade.livejournal.com
[Speaking of fingers, Sora's eyes widen.]

Uh... Karkat?

[He motions past the troll where the Chocobo has moved in to finish the rest of that green. Unfortunately, it's gotten a little overzealous and taken Karkat's entire hand inside its beak. It's probably not painful... just... kind of scary to watch.]

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