Hey, who said I was all bad in the first place? I prefer to think I'm unequivocally ambiguous with an inclination in the general direction of decency. Life is more fun with a grey area, don't you think?

Well we can't have the bird eating all our potions; people will suspect "fowl" play. [Instant Rimshot!] Guess I'll come see what I can do. [Besides, he's got a few questions himself.]

[[ooc: i'm game for a quick action log if you are. this could be a riot.]]