003 // Video // in which Sora has Integra on hold on the other line...

[lockandkeyblade]

[ Filtered // from Integra ]

[The feed begins with a near-panicked Sora. Looks like he's in a real bind. He needs answers to some burning questions and he needs them fast!]

Hey guys! I need your help, quick!

How do I prove Santa exists?

Comments

[savage-nymph-12.livejournal.com]

He doesn't, stupid.

[Video]

[lockandkeyblade.livejournal.com]

[Oh. It's you]

He does too exist. Just because you haven't met him, doesn't mean he's not real you know.

Re: [Video]

[savage-nymph-12.livejournal.com]

[You know you missed me! Don't lie to yourself, Sora...it's not healthy!]

[Her eyebrows skyrocketed.] Oh really? So a very fat man travels to all of the kids around Christmas time and delivers presents? You must be really naive and stupid to believe that.

[Video]

[lockandkeyblade.livejournal.com]

It's possible! Sure it's a lot of kids, but he's gotta use some kinda magic...

Video]

[savage-nymph-12.livejournal.com]

[She laughs.]

Only someone whose incredibly stupid would believe that shit!

[Video] brb lmao

[lockandkeyblade.livejournal.com]

[He scowls] Hey!

I'm not the stupid one around here!

Just so you know, I met him myself. I know he exists!

[video]

[prominence-glow.livejournal.com]

....You mean someone believes he doesn't exist!?

_{[This is almost enough to get Lea out of his funk from dealing with... pretty much everything.]}

[video]

[lockandkeyblade.livejournal.com]

That's what I said too! Santa totally exists!

You believe me, don't you!?

[video]

[dealwithaweek.livejournal.com]

[notto disu shitto agen]

[video]

[prominence-glow.livejournal.com]

Duh.

Who do you think gives presents to, like, orphans and stuff?

[demonlordv.livejournal.com]

[Wait. Wait wait! What?]

Why wouldn't Santa exist?!

[video]

[lockandkeyblade.livejournal.com]

Roxas! You gotta help me!

[He sees dat faes.]

...Roxas?

[lockandkeyblade.livejournal.com]

I dunno! Maybe somebody in Vatheon's going around telling everybody he's not real...

Kinda like how Riku told me didn't exist back home.

[Video] Seriously!

[savage-nymph-12.livejournal.com]

[She smirks and raises and eyebrow.]

[Oh Sora...she starts laughing for all that she's worth.]

You...think you met...I can't believe someone as stupid as you tried to defeat me. Like someone couldn't dress up like that.

[video]

[dealwithaweek.livejournal.com]

[He's just going to stare at you incredulously, with THE DOUBTER literally stamped on his forehead.]

[video] lfkjkldjgsadg lmfao ilu lea

[lockandkeyblade.livejournal.com]

Exactly!

But a friend of mine doesn't think he's real. I guess Santa doesn't exist on her world, so she's asking for proof!

You gotta help me!

[video]

[lockandkeyblade.livejournal.com]

Don't tell me you think he's fake too...

[Video]

[theleadmale.livejournal.com]

I suppose a picture would suffice.

[Sorry, don't know your Santa or your traditions.]

[lovingdream.livejournal.com]

Santa?

[ derp what is that. ]

[video] his logic is ALWAYS sound

[prominence-glow.livejournal.com]

Well, if he doesn't exist on her world and we can't get to our world, she's just gonna have to accept what'cha say!

Sheesh. At least until we can jack Vatheon world hop tech.

[video]

[dealwithaweek.livejournal.com]

I was actually expecting him that night [with Xion, but he's still sad about that so, shush.] but it was only you.

[SO DISAPPOINT.]

[Video]

[lockandkeyblade.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but nobody could fake the flying reindeer. Or the workshop at the north pole!

[demonlordv.livejournal.com]

Why would someone do that? That's just mean! I just heard the fella and he seems like a really nice guy, too.

Is someone trying to ruin Christmases forever?

[Head-tilt]

Who's Riku?

[video] lea logic be trufax. err'body else be trippin

[lockandkeyblade.livejournal.com]

She's not gonna believe me. She already thinks I'm crazy.

[He scratches his head.]

... You really think Vatheon's gonna let us world hop?

[video]

[lockandkeyblade.livejournal.com]

... Yeah. I kinda figured Santa wouldn't show up to Vatheon.

Unless maybe flying reindeer can swim too.

[SORA. THAT'S NOT THE ISSUE HERE.]

Thought it'd be good to lend him a hand.